Funny Facebook statuses and pics
Facebook statuses and pics I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's. If you're wondering why you're single, date someone. You'll remember. Interviewer: "What did you...
Facebook statuses and pics I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's. If you're wondering why you're single, date someone. You'll remember. Interviewer: "What did you...
Facebook quotes and statuses This would be a "Good Morning!" status update, but it's not, because morning sucks. My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same...
Funny Facebook statuses My plan for today? Same as always: Drink coffee and be sexy. I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take? The only thing I hate...
Facebook addiction Is there any healing program for Facebook addicted? You may have a Facebook addiction if you... Get up to take a leak in the middle of the night and just have to turn your computer on to...
Funny quotes about Facebook addiction Quotes About Facebook “I have a friend request from some stranger on Facebook and i delete it without looking at the profile because that doesn't seem natural. 'cause friendship...
funny sayings with pictures for facebook My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying. — Unknow...