Funny Facebook statuses
My plan for today? Same as always: Drink coffee and be sexy.
I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?
The only thing I hate worse than holding a girl's purse is when it doesn't match what I'm wearing.
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow?
Funny short quotes for Facebook
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
I really think my life would be a lot better if my fitness app would just lower its standards.
If I was a Jedi there is a 100% chance that I would use the Force inappropriately.
