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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.— Ziad K. Abdelnour

Yo mama so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information" 

Yo mama so chatty she's the reason, Raj from the Big Bang Theory doesn't talk to women. 

Yo momma so chatty that even Whitney Cummings became annoyed. 

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Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer.
— Ellen Degeneres

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People say that money is not the key to happiness,
but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
— Joan Rivers