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When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
- Anonymous
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- Anonymous
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Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
- Anonymous
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
- Anonymous
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
- Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your
birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
- Anonymous
