Short funny Quotes
"To attract men,
I wear a perfume called New Car Interior."- Rita Rudner
"I lost my teddy bear,
can I sleep with you?"
- Anonymous
"Behind every great man
is a woman
rolling her eyes."
- Jim Carrey
"My favorite machine at the gym
is the vending machine."
- Caroline Rhea
"A text message can lead to a date,
which can lead to a kiss,
and a wonderful night together.
Will you text me?"
- Anonymous
"There cannot be a crisis next week.
My schedule is already full."
- Henry A. Kissinger
"When I was small I thought money and fame
brought all the happiness in the world.
Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right."
- Anonymous
"I always arrive late at the office,
but I make up for it by leaving early."
