Funny Quotes worth Laughing over
"Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again?"
- Anonymous
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves."
- Albert Einstein
"If people are talking behind your back,
be happy that you are the one in front."
- Anonymous
"Doing nothing is hard,
you never know when you're done."
- Anonymous
"You know you’re getting old
when you stoop to tie your shoelaces
and wonder what else you could do
while you’re down there."
