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Latest funny quotes

Best funny quotes

Funny quotes that make you laugh

“I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.”

— John Mayer

Quotes to make someone laugh

Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.

— Unknown

Funny quotes and short jokes

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Funny quotes and short jokes

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Short funny sayings

Next time your girl wants you to take her somewhere expensive, take her to the gas station, almost 5.00/gallon.

— Unknown

“I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.”

— Unknown

“They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck…”

— Unknown