Funny Short Quotes
"Think you're smart?
Come over and help me with my homework.
- Anonymous"
"If evolution really works,
how come mothers only have two hands?"- Milton Berle
"People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "
- Isaac Asimov
"When you go into court
you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people
who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty."
- Norm Crosby
"Don't wake me up! I'm studying."
- Anonymous
"Nine out of ten people love chocolate,
and the 10th person is always lying. "
- Anonymous
"By working faithfully eight hours a day
you may eventually get to be boss
and work twelve hours a day."
- Robert Frost
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else. "
- Margaret Mead
"There's life without Facebook and Internet?
Really?
Send me the link."
- Anonymous
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets
the more interested he is in her."
- Agatha Christie
I stretch my arms,
I bend my knees,
I straighten my neck,
and they are all crunching.
Conclusion:
I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
- Anonymous
